Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch Arched dark brown distressed serif

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Distressed golden-yellow script reads "Canaries" with a swooping tail

and poodle

Distressed circular badge in blue and white shows a female roller skater centered between Art Deco turrets

Hoefly's was a Belmont Shore institution

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Fletch Arched dark brown distressed serifCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe